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smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
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jack edwards

one of the sexiest sports commentators there ever was. The way his voice flows into his mic is so damn hot. A major sex symbol to all- ladies and men. His alter-ego is Cam N.
dude, didn't you love the way jack edwards voice flowed last night?
by jackyeds❤️dano February 23, 2015
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Jack wagon

n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.
You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!
by MayallsObject32 October 14, 2010
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jack thompson

The opposite of the 1st ammendment
Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?
by matisyahumcd January 15, 2008
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Jack Chick

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.
Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.
by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009
mugGet the Jack Chickmug.

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.
"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "
by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016
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jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe
when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston
by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019
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