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new soup

an abreviation of "new super mario bros". used because the serie's name is WAY too damn long.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
1) hey dude, wanna play new soup ds? ; sure, why not.
2) i have made a new soup!
by BittoFromDrawa January 10, 2020
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Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.
Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.
by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021
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News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
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oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.
by Oracyl New October 4, 2018
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Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
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New Braska

A phrase originally created by Adrianna when trying to say ‘Nebraska’... legend has it, that if you close your eyes and say ‘New Braska’ three times while spinning around, you can summon the spirit of Adrianna and she will insult your height, despite being only 5’2
Adrianna: ‘New Braska’
Eragon: ‘New what??’
Adrianna: ‘ahhhhh, I meant Nebraska
by Penn nayme November 16, 2020
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news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.
I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.
by sbuser9 January 21, 2010
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