Iowa Touchdown

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

iowh

i only want her/i only want him

“iowh”
“bro what”
“i only want her”

by ihateverybodybutyou June 10, 2023

iopqwertyu

You're bored so you typed the first row of letters on your keyboard but the last three letters first.

That's why you are searching up iopqwertyu

by Shrek the Justin August 2, 2023

ioshamin

Ioshamin is a beautiful intelligent girl. She is very sexy and hot and funny and everyone lobes her

I love Ioshamin

by akirs August 14, 2023

dsm iowa

Capital of Iowa. Stands for Des Moines Iowa, population (and metropolitan area): 611549 people, and square area of 82.60 square miles (213.93 km squared). It was founded in September 1843.

Hey, wanna go to dsm iowa?

by DiamondCavern July 15, 2016