Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glasses muncher

A school kid who eats glasses for a living

Why is Jessie a glasses muncher

by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021

Glass pounder

A hot girl you wanna put up against the glass and completely pound

Dude ur moms a total glass pounder, let me hit that

by Hunky May 25, 2025

Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act

Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level

by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023

Glass

Another name for fake jewelry

Tay is wearing glass on his neck

by Blvnco March 10, 2022

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 22, 2022