Humanip 

slang for marijuana. seeing as catnip is the marijuana equivalent for cats, Humanip a combination of the words 'human' and 'cat nip' together.

Matt: so you sell humanip?
Deven: hella do, if you ever need that dank just hit me up.

Humanip by GinjerNinjarominator January 26, 2010

human parking cones 

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

human parking cones by J-fisher December 14, 2010

Human Oil Change 

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

Human Oil Change by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

Human R2D2 

It's that thing when a midget on roller skates is inside of a trash can and dialing on speakerphone

Look, a Human R2D2

Human R2D2 by Jimbob McHorseraddish February 21, 2015

Sledding Human Centipede 

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

Sledding Human Centipede by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011

Faith in Humanity 

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

Faith in Humanity by a writing desk November 29, 2012

Human

A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.

B) Someone weak-minded.

Haha, you human scum!
Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?

Human by UltimateOne June 7, 2004