Bong hogging cunt

Someone who jampacks their cones, wastes the sesh and hogs the bong

Timmy buy your own fucking weed and give me my bong back you bong hogging cunt

by Theweedman42069 July 26, 2025

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

HOG

HOG or Heart of Gold.

Someone that has purest form of intentions, and is simply being who they are.

That dude has a heart of gold. But let's not get too crazy, name it a HOG.

by Hellodali December 13, 2021

Cock-Hog

One who hogs the shuttle"cock" during a badminton game

Lauren!, Stop being such a "cock-hog" and let me hit it!

by GNGR215 May 22, 2011

Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018