half-tard

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

by Voruhs luhzeh January 13, 2005

half-cab

a skating trick where you ride up a minipipe or pipe fakie stance and manual-style switch your front trucks to your front

hey look at the kid, hes doing a half-cab rock to fakie

by Jordan Timmons October 26, 2006

half flap

a half of a gram of Cocaine, SNORF!

"SNORT THE DAM COKE MY DADS COMING!" - Anonymous
(Text) "Aight Btw... just picked up a half flap..." - Anonymous
"Ive tried to quit, but 10 minuites later i had to call him..." - Anonymous *cough* *cough*

by Andrew Kerr January 27, 2008

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

by awesome24678 October 16, 2010

half breather

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)

That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force

by Kibbie April 4, 2009

Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018