Gravy

The thicc brown substance your mum puts on her wontons.

Jared - what does your mum have on her wontons?

Chelsea - oh just gravy.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

lame-gravy

Something that is not interesting or boring, the opposite of awesome-sauce

Your shirt is lame-gravy

by BushyMound November 19, 2023

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Involuntary Gravy

When you accidentally nut into your own mouth.

I was giving myself the stranger and ended up with involuntary gravy when I couldn't aim my junk.

by jhowtheone April 19, 2020

Buttcheek gravy

When a girls poop and period blood mix together.

I would never have sex with Jessica she’s got that buttcheek gravy.

by Choppy Tom February 22, 2021

Gravy

Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.

1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.

by GravyBoy July 12, 2015

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024