dirty glendale

A fart immediately after anal sex.

That bitch almost did a dirty Glendale on my nuts.

by Sasquatch 420 September 29, 2017

Dirty Glennis

When she is such a dirty cum slut at 60+ years of age, she goes and collects the same used condom from her grand daughters "Dirty Melissa" out of the bin, Emptys it into the "Special" salad dressing that she feeds her family before giving u the best gummy of your life.

- Ohh dude that was a wicked salad i realy hope it isnt a "Dirty Glennis"
- Man i dont normaly like salad but after having a "Dirty Glennis" i just cant stop going back for more

by Always Hard July 3, 2020

Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

Brock glenwright

A very sexy cute person. Who lots of girls like.

Person 1: ur a brock glenwright
Person 2: He is very cute

by Bruh292929 April 3, 2022

John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.

Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!

by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023