the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Rogue Finger

A test gauge process for attempting to measure a woman's willingness to engage in Anal Sex. The act consists of slyly slipping a spare digit into a woman's anus during the process of making out or intercourse. If she protests, she's unlikely to allow for anal sex. If she doesn't protest, there's a high probability that she will allow herself to be blasted in the ass.

So I was balls deep in this chick, and she was going crazy. And I dropped in a Rogue Finger, and she started bucking like a war criminal hooked up to the electric chair. So I replaced my finger with my dick and went to town. Then she went ass to mouth. What a whore.

by The Gyno May 15, 2007

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009

finger painting

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.

1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?

by Vanessa&David Inc. January 22, 2004

shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

by Sdmx November 5, 2008

spooky finger

When having sex with your partner/random doggy style stick your index finger in her asshole and her reaction will sound a little like a ghost.

ROB: Oh yeah you like that, well what about this (spooky finger goes up)

Random: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

by Rob (fatman) Williams March 1, 2007

Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa

sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia

by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009