Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.

I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man

by CreamyBic October 27, 2012

Fececles

The God of Shit.

"Oh man, I have to leave an offering to Fececles on his porcelain prayer alter!" "All hail Fececles!"

by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013

Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.

Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!

by PacMan000 November 29, 2014

fece-faced

1.
An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015

fecesous

Being shit- like.

Having characteristic similar to shit, feces or defecation.

Purposely being sarcastic, indifferent, argumentative, obtuse, or disagreeable.

After drinking too much, wandering home and passing out in my doorway, I awoke feeling quite fecesous.
Or
My ex-boyfriend is a fecesous little twit .

by EarthlyDelight April 26, 2016

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017