Fingerless February

Since a man cannot beat his DICK during the mont of November a girl should not be able to finger herself in the months of February.

My girls gonna be mad when Fingerless February comes

by @rxyshxn November 8, 2019

Fingerless February

Fingerless February when girls are unable to finger themselves nor have anyone finger them

I am going to fail fingerless February

by Foreverme_someonedirty December 9, 2019

22th February

if your born this day you have a huge dick, and your the sexiest man alive! everyone wants you.

Me: Hey! how old are you?
Him: Im 18!
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February!
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiig dick.

by MArkus2202 February 3, 2020

Farrell February

It is the month that we all pop off

Jared: I am playing gta
Henry: no body asked *starts singing “where are the askers”*

Jared: what was that for?

Henry: it is Farrell February that is why and THERE WAS NO ASKERS

by Quackity_is_mine✨💖 January 31, 2021

Homo Faber

A type of sexmove in which one party impregnates the other, assumes they get an abortion, leaves them, returns after their child is legal, in order to travel with it around Europe start a romantic relationship, sleep with them, and have them die in an accident.

Hey, you remember Laura? I pulled a Homo Faber on her.

by Packinsomehos April 22, 2021

Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!

Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”

by Peachhhy July 9, 2021

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021