An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
Get the facebook downtime mug.People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012
Get the Facebook Backup mug.When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
Get the thats a facebook mug.A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010
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loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."
by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011
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