eigensex

A gender-neutral expression for masturbation or jacking off. Can be practiced, experienced, enjoyed or researched.

Yesterday my mum busted in while I researched the eigensex, entirely disrupting my physical experiment.

by paniq July 16, 2008

eiffel tower

A sexual act involving two guys and one girl the guys stand facing each other legs spread for balance and the girl is in between them. One guy penetrating the front the other in the butt; together the three make an image of the eiffel tower.

I totally double teamed this girl last night with Frank; we even got her into an Eiffel tower.

by bobtexan September 12, 2011

Billie Eilish

a depressed and retarted teenager who went viral with a fanbase of 8 billion 14 year old girls who billie turned lesbian

Billie eilish's are mental people who make depressing music to be "relatable" but really they're just high and demon-possessed and talk about burying their friends and stuff

14-year-old fan girl: I bleepin love Billie. She's so relatable.

Me: If you think Billie Eilish is relatable I don't know what to think about you... I better run before you come and bury me.

by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019

Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009

Tripp Eisen

1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.

2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.

"SJ did a tripp on underage Vicki"

by RPR March 4, 2005

either / or game

A game usually played when bored or horny, the game involves naming who you would rather shag. The rules are as follows. Person A thinks up two people and says, for example 'Jess or Sophie'. Person B must then decide which person they would rather fuck and must then reply. The only way to get out of answering is if a member of the same sex is mentioned and you are not gay. If this is the case then the phrase 'I will never bone a man' or something similar must be said.

When playing the either / or game:

Person A: Naina or Fatema
Person B: hmmm .... Naina
Person A: Even if your nob is coated in shit?
Person B: ... No

by The Old Shaft December 10, 2007

Eital

eital is the most amazing person you will ever meet. she may suck with computers and be a little spazzy at time but WE ALL LOVE HER. she says fucker a lot and likes the color purple. also her water bottle is pretty great although it broke. eital is extremely attractive but is taken so dont get any ideas.
SHES A CUTIE PIE

"hey look at that sex machine over there"
"she's such an eital"

by eitallover March 3, 2009