scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.

Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.

by Hortongirl February 23, 2018

joey eggs

A badass dude

You can be a real joey eggs sometimes.

by Ezekieeel May 13, 2018

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Georgia Eggroll

When you are doing her missionary and then flip her to doggy style, but she stays on your dick the whole time.

"Ya'll need a nimble girl to do a Georgia Eggroll, flip it and reverse it if ya know what I mean..."

by Airtap February 25, 2019