That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.
by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019
Get the The Patterson Effect mug.A science experiment in which an airbag is deployed right onto someone's exposed rear to record reaction (whether it be pain or pleasure) and effects of the airbag deploying. The speeds of an airbag deploying is that of a Bugatti Veyron doing speeds of 200mph. Hence, the Bugatti Effect.
by DITLIFE March 25, 2019
Get the The Bugatti Effect mug.there are 2 types of the june effect
1.when u mess with june he beat yo ass and then his freinds roast u and then beat yo ass
2.when u break u with june and u keep coming back
1.when u mess with june he beat yo ass and then his freinds roast u and then beat yo ass
2.when u break u with june and u keep coming back
by antinut April 11, 2019
Get the the june effect mug.A phenomenon in which an individual is inexplicably prone to make the worst choice possible at decision point in life. Also describes unfortunate events which can only be explained by the phenomenon.
Billy had not committed a crime but he threw his coffee in the officers face when he came to the car window, he was under the lethean effect.
Kimmy felt the lethean effect strongly after being around stupid people and began imitating their behavior.
Kimmy felt the lethean effect strongly after being around stupid people and began imitating their behavior.
by UrbanScrewdriver April 17, 2019
Get the Lethean Effect mug.The phenomenon of making a vehicle faster by the application of stickers and other Walmart or truck stop purchased decorations and lighting. You can usually identify such modified vehicles by a state issued "Illest" label. Another tell tale sign is a high school drop out at the wheel, likely vaping and wearing a hat with it's original stickers and a "straight but curious" bill.
"Hey dawg! How'd you get your Kia-Honda-Mitsubishi-Hyundai to kinda sound like it is going so fast?!"
"Bro. Literally applying this sticker literally caused me to literally rev my economy car's engine to literally the point of explosion... it's the illest effect"
"Bro. Literally applying this sticker literally caused me to literally rev my economy car's engine to literally the point of explosion... it's the illest effect"
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Get the ward effect mug.When a group of people fail to help a victim because they're too busy filming the crime on their phones.
Poor Kitty Genovese Jr was killed because none of the twenty people filming her murder used their phones to call 911. Textbook iStander Effect.
by Aplusbar September 17, 2019
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