Duck dick stew

Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.

"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"

"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."

by Duck Dick Stew October 23, 2016

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

duck teeth

An aggressive snatch.

I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.

by Patientpants July 7, 2017

Duce

Poop

I'm going to drop a Duce

by Hand_banana >"))))))>< August 16, 2017

Ducebag

A bag of turds

He is such a ducebag! = bag of turds

by Oilf September 20, 2017

duckolded

When you throw bread to a cute little tiny duck and it keeps being stolen by other big macho ducks.

I wanted the duckling to catch the bread I was throwing for it but it kept getting duckolded by all the other big ducks.

by amumz45 October 17, 2017

duckakke

It's like bukkake but with a duck in the middle.

It's Friday night, it's duckakke time.

by xXxDuckLoverxXx August 16, 2018