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Donkey Lung

The noise you make when you smoke that good marijuana
That shit will give you the donkey lung
by Fail12 December 23, 2018
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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
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donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells
When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.
by JulieStevens November 30, 2013
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Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.
The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys
by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019
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donkey asshole

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey
by SF42 October 4, 2018
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