canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019

Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Donkey honky

A white dude that's hung like a donkey.

John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.

by Jonny Bastard February 17, 2020