dointer

An idiot, or a stupid tool. Someone who isn't cool or is just plain LAME.

OR

Someone who is a complete waste of effort or time.

"Man, Rick is too much of a pussy to ask Sarah out. What a dointer."

"Rick ain't never gonna get any...dointer."

by hip to the jive April 11, 2010

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004

doing flips

1. To be drunk or chemically altered in any way.

I was doing flips last night, i started to dance on a table.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

Doin' There

Doin' There is an Australian slang for "How are you doing?". Only retarded eshay's use this.

Doin' There Connor.

by FagMonster101 February 28, 2020

Double doink

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.

Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.

by DoubleDoink42 January 7, 2019

Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009

doiner

A complete and total jackass who loves to talk about himself, interupts others to talk about himself and speaks very loud about themself desperately trying to seem cool when all they are doing is making a complete "doiner" of themself.

"Can u beleive that new guy Matt? what a total DOINER"!!!

by corncobb January 2, 2008