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Donger

A Donger is a dong-bearing member of the “modern” patriarchal society. Donger(s) believe genitals are most critical in defining a human’s role in a society.

They hold in their hearts and souls their deeper scientific truth about a dong. They are firm in their declarations that a dong dictates brain capacity, personality, skills and ability.

Without a dong, Donger(s) would not have a personal identity or meaning for life- all would cease to exist.
The Donger(s) believe they are possessed by the human hormone testosterone and convinced themselves and thus Society that it is actually what is causing their shitty behavior.
by ThornyRose December 26, 2020
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Donger

Great 80's Movie character from 16 candels aka Long Duck Dong
by Donger24 November 13, 2003
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Ding dong Ping Pong

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.
Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.
by AlanaRose October 17, 2016
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Dongers

A pair of boxers or briefs containing a dick hole but no button causing your dong to hang out
Dude, dont look im wearing dongers
by larious darious April 23, 2008
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dongchi

stick fingers up asshole, spread fingers out so there is space inbetween fingers, then stick tounge inbetween the 2 fingers. this causes extreme pleasure to the partner
oh man, i dongchied that girl last night, it was jawesome
by kooo June 8, 2003
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dong t mass

dong t mass is used on the streets of haverwick massive, it is used to describe a realy unsafe person or as an insult when you are pumped. but watch your mouth, as this is probaly the most offensive insult to hail from the haverwick turf!
"that MC massive crew are right dongs t mass!"

"you fucking dong t mass! you cant do that while del pieros on the ball!"
by haverwick mass December 9, 2004
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DLANGA

The most respectable dick-injecting dude around. He may sneak up behind you and plop his shiny hard cock into your behind, but he does it with such grace and candour that even when you notice that your anus is being violated, you shiver with pleasure. Also, what the Dlanga lacks in sensibility, he makes up for in the way he dons his attire. The Dlanga is the sharpest dresser in town, wearing only suits of refined cashmere and only the finest Italian wool - he can make Ron Burgendy look like a hobo.
Jack: DAMNIT! I let the Dlanga repetitively rape me last night, what a pleasurable mistake!
John: But he must have been dressed well.
Jack: True, very true.
by Frank Beaston August 20, 2011
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