Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!

by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021

Dildo

A dick often made of silicone or plastic.

“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”

by R33H33H33 July 19, 2022

french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.

guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?

by slickomode September 10, 2020

dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.

Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.

by The mighty egg December 9, 2019

dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023