coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Anne Crank

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another

My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence

by Syateks November 7, 2023

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

butt cranker

Somebody who cranks butt

Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!

by check4567 July 12, 2024