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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.
After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.
by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.
You better leave the Casino before crapping out.
by dictio8 March 8, 2019
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Crap

You
Ur crap man.
by Geoplanes March 18, 2021
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crap ap

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate
Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!
by Thor Conner February 1, 2010
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Crap

The true definition of this is simply a dirty ass whole which is supplied by M.O.N.S.E this industry specializes in the nastiest dirty shit wholes ever to be seen or smelt, if you have the misfortune of getting that close
best friend, fa-breeze, dirty, plunger, red head blue eyed Mexicans, crap
by jacob tu tu October 19, 2010
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