Chopped Off

Receiving a blowjob

"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

by DrCipher December 10, 2003

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

He'll kick your girly little ass if you don't.

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!shift+one!!111

by Hoyt February 7, 2005

Choppa

a rapper with the afformentioned name who has his own style

Choppa style, chop chop choppa style, choppa style, chop chop choppa style

by The Unsilent Majority June 29, 2003

chippie

"girl"

Does your chippie have pink puffy pancake nips?

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

by Clarediette February 28, 2010

chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.

1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!

by Joey The Eye January 3, 2013