The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 10, 2018

Chinese chicken nuggets

When you get sweet and sour chicken, without the sweet and sour sauce... Or vegetables... So just "chinese chicken nuggets" and rice

I went to the chinese restaraunt and got some chinese chicken nuggets

by Jeffreythellama June 18, 2015

Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.

Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap

by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018

Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

by u know me😉 March 3, 2021

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.

*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine

by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020

chinese bang gloshio

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.

My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.

by A Very Hard Mexican June 1, 2016