Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011

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Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020

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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

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