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career wake surfing 

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
career wake surfing by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Care-Bear Airmen 

A term used in the airforce(especially combat/battlefield airmen) to describe non-special forces airmen who are pussies.
That care-bear airman can only do 30 pushups.... I can do 70.
Care-bear airmen aint got shit on us PJ's.
Care-Bear Airmen by pappypanda January 23, 2013

care bear breath 

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P
Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.
care bear breath by Kskeet November 5, 2014

career advancing move (CAM) 

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.
Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

Care Bear Share 

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
Care Bear Share by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

Care bear 

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.
Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!
Care bear by Him ova there January 22, 2016