Captain

-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.

by Arch-a-tek November 12, 2009

Captain America

Verb: The act of giving someone a facial in self defense. Using your partners face as Captain Americas shield to protect yourself from your own shots.

Sarah came over the other night, things got out of control and I ended up having to Captain America her.

by Sabretooth Skellington November 22, 2013

Captain Carter

When your girl wants to mess arround, but Stargate SG-1 is on and you're not really in the mood so you let her give you a blowjob while you watch TV. During the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is Captain Carter played by Amanda Tapping.

I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter

by achromedisguise September 19, 2008

captain planet

A commie retard that needs to have his skull thrown into a bone-pile somewhere in Cambodia

If you don't stop trying to ruin America with your commie BS I'm gonna captain planet your ass!

by George Washington March 5, 2004

Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

Captain Skyhawk

A kinda stupid game by Rare for NES that was in this shitty sort of 3D.

OMG it's 3D Captain Skyhawk oh fuck I hit the wall.

by YINever December 19, 2004

Captain Ahab

The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.

One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.

by G. Willakers January 1, 2008