by Tony January 27, 2005
when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
by blue bowlingballs October 09, 2008
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by Anonymous April 22, 2003
by brett August 12, 2003
when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.
After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"
by Samuel T. March 29, 2008
Adjective;
1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).
2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.
1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).
2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.
by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010
The influence. The root of all things good or bad. The little voice in your head that makes you do things that you wouldn't or shouldn't.
Colt 45 at its best.
Colt 45 at its best.
by JJones88 June 11, 2010