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Who can it be now?

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah
by illhaveyouknowkid May 29, 2018
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One Can Stan

Person with low alcohol tolerance; a lightweight.
Dude, are you drunk already? What are you, man? A one can Stan?
by GypziEyez September 17, 2016
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pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!
The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!
by danofiremano December 16, 2013
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can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal
YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*
by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019
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pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.
"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"
by JordanCHOADBOY October 26, 2007
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can you link

by Mandi440 April 17, 2017
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can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.
Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.
by pastieshell May 4, 2009
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