plum bread

You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!

Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.

Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.

“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.

You slowly but surely push it into his neck.

“Ow,” he says before dying.

As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.

"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"

by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014

Hawaiian Bread

An adjective used to describe the smell of high quality marijuana, cannabis, weed, and reefer.

Woah, dude, do you smell that???
Yeah man, it smells like Hawaiian Bread!!!

by trippyhippy123 May 14, 2015

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

The bread game

It's a game supposed to be played by four bros (or more). The bros get in a circle around a slice of bread and then proceed to jack off (no eye contact) and nut on the bread, the last one to finish the job has to eat the bread with the jizz all over it

Lookin' for some bros to make some bros' stuff ya kno play football, drink, play the bread game, fuck chicks, this kinda stuff.

by J.O. Crystal November 19, 2017

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017

lady bread

A yeast infection. Typically a BAD yeast infection.

Bro.... she got some mad lady bread going on down there.

by BlackF0xx August 16, 2018

plain bread

Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.

Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.

by the spud nut August 28, 2018