smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

bottle fc

usually the term 'bottling' in football is used as a joke-term for teams that lose points against the second place team, for example - arsenal fc dropping points making them second after manchester city, despite arsenal leading points. or borussia dortmund (somehow) losing the league after leading ONE point behind bayern

person 1: ''dortmund just lost the league again :(''
person 2: ''lmao bottle fc''

by lain thaf9ine June 8, 2023

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

Water Bottle

water bottle is a word British people say in a weird way. same for the sentence ‘bottle of water’

“hey can you give me your water bottle?”
“Crikey don’t you mean your bo’le o’ wo’oh? What rubbish!”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022