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Breakfast Boner

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
by Hughseff November 9, 2013
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Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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boner jams

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."
by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010
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Food Boner

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011
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phantom boner

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.
You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour
by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009
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pro-boner

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
by Bobojoe December 19, 2010
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Lonely Boner

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.
"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."
by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009
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