sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018

zoo biscuits

Any African currency.

Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.

by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

Remainder Biscuit

A friend who is a little broken, maybe they have a mental or physical disability or disease, but you still love them and are happy that they exist.

Originated from the last crumpled oreo in the package

She'll be okay. She's just a bit of a remainder biscuit and needs a moment.

by Asexualhoe December 4, 2019

Cheese biscuit

A mysterious block of cheese that looks like a Popeyes biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

Teddy Biscuits

Teddy Biscuits is the main streamer on Chelseauni's Twitch streams (He's the Teddy Bear which is behind Chelsea on her streams), Teddy wears a tiara whilst he's behind Chelsea on her streams also according to Chelsea Teddy is a Thicc Boi and that he looks like a snack

Teddy Biscuits is a cool guy

by DireClaw June 8, 2023

face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019