Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
by Mu11y April 19, 2006
Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'
They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
by Kunt February 26, 2004
The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!
by Viv Savage January 27, 2005
by Mynameisreallyhot February 02, 2022
A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
by GroundKarate October 19, 2020
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.
by 0nomatopoeia April 24, 2021