Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

bastard squad

Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'

They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.

Dont drop the soap, here comes the bastard squad

When the bastard squad is around use a buttplug

by Kunt February 25, 2004

God Damn Bastard

The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!

Delete my definitions? Like hospital food?

by Viv Savage January 26, 2005

Bowl cut bastard

someone who has a bowl cut and is a bastard

you is a bowl cut bastard

let me say it in posh word
fuck u

by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022

Stella 'ard Bastard

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.

Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.

by GroundKarate October 19, 2020

monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023

sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!

Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoria” earlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!

by Smittysmittysmitty May 9, 2018