Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.
by TheOnlySanchez March 18, 2011
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To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
by rectacular April 3, 2008
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Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).
Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?
by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013
mugGet the Fully Loaded Baked Potatomug.
Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009
mugGet the stick that in your pie crust and bake itmug.

Potato Bake aka loky

this man needs no introduction. his is a well known "fagito" as he likes to call it, also known for rooting random fuglies
dude 1 "dude thats loky"
dude 2 "yer i herd he did it with tammy"
by the tim April 15, 2005
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January 11th is National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie. Make sure you grab all the Raes and Hannahs in your life on this day and remind them of this National Event. Any cookies are acceptable, as long as they are made by a Rae.
National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie is valid.
by hamjam824 January 9, 2022
mugGet the National Rae bakes Hannah a cookiemug.

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