When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
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Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
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Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
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A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
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