Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

bag swag

when you bagged a male or a female last night and the carryover swag from it causes you to bag again the next evening and or through the whole weekend

nick took down that girl from the bar last night and said he drank ass, yeah he has the bag swag going on all weekend

by jt87 May 6, 2018

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

Cram bag

When you fill a plastic bag so much that you can't tie it closed. You pull a second bag down over the top to seal it closed. This is the cram bag.

I stuffed so much in, I had to use a cram bag

by S0d0r May 13, 2016

Crab Bag

A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.

I banged Shelly last night. No way dude. You better get to the doctor now. She’s a crab bag. Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

billie bag

A bag you pack with a helmet, duct tape and gold fish crackers if you are taking a retard out to the mall.

Dude , pack the billie bag. We are taking billie to the mall.

by Cliffe009 January 15, 2017