Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

Eat arse

Directed at people who boasted, talked themselves up or talked others up. Patronized people.

Tane is thinks he’s the man he’s always acting like an eat arse.

by Sidney Shaw December 8, 2020

Arse Biriyani

When you have a biriyani so foul and you shit it out afterwards - Arse Biriyani

I could really smash an arse biriyani butt.

by tongawongaslongabongaronga October 27, 2020

wrong arse

an ugly looking chick

fuck..that chick is a wrong arse

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by anonymous November 17, 2021

nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.

That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse

by Bupppp January 16, 2020