Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."
Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022
by Bushead March 28, 2015
Kanye West is an arse muffin!
by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021
An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 08, 2024
Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.
by Chinese Snorkel October 09, 2019
by keira X April 03, 2022
A small statured brown/grey donkey breed used primarily for transportation of wool textiles in Bhutan. They are interbred from Equus africanus asinus and Mulleus calceus in the late 1100's BCE. The breed originated from the nomadic peoples of the North-West Asian Steppes and spread to the surrounding areas. The type was especially used in the Himalayan regions (Nepal, India, Pakistan, Bhutan and Tibet) as they are a versatile, strong, hardy and agile breed, perfect for mountainous terrain. In the early 14th century, the breed essentially disappeared from use in the North-West Asian Steppes, but continued to be used heavily in the countries of nowadays Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. Today, the breed is still in use in Bhutan, but has disappeared from the stables of Nepal and Tibet due to the introduction of the modern Asinus aureus breed, a larger grey donkey type with much the same characteristics of the Arse-candy breed. The people of Bhutan still heavily rely on this method of transport and will for many years to come.
by StukaGruppen13 October 26, 2017