Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 8, 2009

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009

bare arse boxing

the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.

by blooter September 24, 2005

Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend

Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm

by yourmumbed November 2, 2019

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

arse over elbow

British slang for "head over heels"

I'm arse over elbow for that lassy

by Hoe-Slaya January 26, 2015

Beeg arse cat

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed

(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

by Tuulín Tokhín June 9, 2021