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Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.
jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite
by wodawick November 22, 2009
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bare arse boxing

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.
by blooter September 24, 2005
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Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
by yourmumbed November 2, 2019
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arse fez

oh arse fez!!!
by laura June 17, 2004
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arse over elbow

I'm arse over elbow for that lassy
by Hoe-Slaya January 26, 2015
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Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
by Nine Milz March 31, 2018
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Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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