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willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.
by rentdue September 12, 2013
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Willy whipped

The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.
I willy whipped him for not paying me back.

My boyfriend got willy whipped so I broke up with him.
by The Holy Diving Troll June 12, 2014
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Willie Wonka

A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.
"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."
by Kireotick October 19, 2017
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Willie Wonka

A middle aged gay white guy who only has sex with gorgeous black men with smooth creamy skin and large chocolate cocks.
Even thou Martin was successful as a commercial banker, he had even more success playing Willie Wonka to Lamar’s chocolate factory
by ReXXXgoliath December 14, 2018
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workforce willy

A condition in which a person experiences a physical and/or visceral surge of emotion; elevating them to peak at the highest sensation possible because they have been given a little bit of responsibility and power over others
Bethany felt her workforce willy engorge as her boss asked her to gather everyone for a meeting.
by Davenport January 10, 2017
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Raquel Willis

I love Raquel Willis she is so cool!
by Real Alpha omega July 10, 2022
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Chilly willy

when icecubes are put in the mouth before performing a blowjob
Carly gave Noah a chilly willy
by richhomiejoel March 16, 2016
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