maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

puppy mood

The type of feeling you get when you feel like getting pampered (like a puppy), cuddled, or called a "good boy" by your romantic partner. It often leads to romantic fantasies about such things happened, though the feelings are quickly replaced by shame after a few minutes making you think, "What the hell WAS I thinking?"

A: So, what have you been doing lately?
B: Just laying in all bed with the puppy mood.

by Samuel Forrester November 26, 2024

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

puppy card

Using the fact that you have a cute dog/puppy to attract girls

I thought she was losing interest, so I had to pull out the puppy card for another chance.

by Ana_L June 26, 2017

Puppy wuppy

A Person who likes to get boned by boulderkind

Friend 1: Puppy wuppy got boned

Boulder: I know

by rayeb May 14, 2022

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed

Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her

by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020