Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013
A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach
by Bigblackcock999 May 19, 2019
PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.
Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
by svenkle January 23, 2019
An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
by Matt Kirkwood February 13, 2018
by SweetNips69 March 08, 2017
Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.
Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.
Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.
Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.
Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.
Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.
Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.
Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.
by Distawoduhi October 05, 2020
Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 13, 2015