Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

by Jones lad December 2, 2022

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.

by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021

Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.

Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!

by TerribleDrip996 October 17, 2019

Wet Philly

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).

John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"

by Frocky September 15, 2015

Wet Stu

Dropping a moist or fully liquid cheese Ball to the Chest and face

She loved it when she received the Wet Stu to the face after seeing the Annis open up

by Cheese Brick February 10, 2021

Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023