The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020
Get the Jessica Christmasmug. Jessica means is a 2022 meme based on how Matthew William Vega gotten scammed and rejected of 22,000 dollars. Which lead to him getting rejected from Chase Bank. So to cope with the trauma he made a Jessica Chase Bank meme. Which is a fictional character from today matrix where Matthew states he really miss Jessica. It’s also based on a real unknown person who created his first bank account from Chase. It’s also in a video game called Ultra Bianca Revenge of Chase. Jessica is so sexy and works at Chase Bank.
Jessica is so sexy I hope I get my Chase Bank account back.
Jessica I’ve been rejected so I’m going to become a Mattnoply.
Jessica I’ve been rejected so I’m going to become a Mattnoply.
by Mattolina LLC November 15, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. A woman of wonders not only is she more beautiful then the Milky way galaxy but her intelligence knows no bounds she is a strong warrior that takes no shit and Is not a force to be wrecked with she also has a heart of gold from in which gives of a brightness when she smiles and be careful with her eyes stare into them long enough like Medusa you'll be frozen in ahh
Many girls dream of being a Jessica rose Lepla but sadly those dreams will never come true
She is a one in one trillion type of girl
The most amazing thing in the universe
Many girls dream of being a Jessica rose Lepla but sadly those dreams will never come true
She is a one in one trillion type of girl
The most amazing thing in the universe
by Hernumberonesupporter420 November 8, 2023
Get the Jessica rose leplamug. A quiet smart girl that whoever she may date would be the luckiest person in the world. The one person that makes you happy at the end of the day. The one that keeps you on task and focused during the times you need it. She wields the power to control your entire emotion throughout the whole day with a simple text or sentence. Though it's not her intention, she'll make you analyze the words she says until the point where you feel psychotic. SImply put having a Jessica in your life could be one of the best things that could ever happen in your life.
by AE :) <3 November 23, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. a girl thats innocent, sweet and a genuine person. shes the sensative type and seems to be very secretive. she puts up with alot in all fairness, has a very bubbly personality most of the time. when shes in a good mood the best person to be around in this world! the name 'jessica' she hates, no one else does. she gets upset by the little things, and she isnt afraid to tell people how she feels about things. she likes people to be there for her when she needs them, because jessica needs her friends the most. shes beautiful, inside and out, all the boys love her to pieces. shes lucky to have the life she has, jessica symmonds is that girl you want to be, after all, shes whats she calls herself, jess symmonds.
by thatgirlboom. October 18, 2011
Get the jessica symmondsmug. by Acrobatic Fish November 6, 2019
Get the jessica bryantmug.