boston donkey

I did the boston donkey last weekend. When I was fuckingmy bros sister in the ass and her brother ran in a kicked her in the chin
by Mclovon42018 April 14, 2018
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donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.
Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄
by collegesmart December 28, 2019
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Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.
The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys
by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019
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Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth
I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it
by Dilasurs January 03, 2023
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donkey mime

Those donkey mimes are trying to get congress to vote on an unwritten bill.
by Brit Guy August 09, 2017
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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 29, 2011
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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 29, 2019
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