bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.

"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"

by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?

well… how do you do it?

-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?

by irapeaarvarks54 May 5, 2024

Bloody

A word RCE uses wrong, as "Bad".

RCE: (Playing Superliminal on Youtube) The speakers are pointing down there, and if it's broken, how are you gonna get up there?
RCE: Bloody architect.
P.S. The GIF below is what it is because the example is using RCE.

by Orrinpants October 14, 2021

Bloody Mandarin

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.

Yo dawg I was pounding my bitch and she squirted like a Bloody Mandarin!

by Glizzy Gladiator & The Squanch May 5, 2025

Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.

For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.

by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021

Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.

Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.

by OlDirtyJews666 August 3, 2022